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Are you paying attention Mr Bollard?

Since I last investigated our dreadful economic performance the plot has thickened. Tbe table below is the most current comparison of GDP per capita for the richest 51 countries in the world. These figures are taken from the CIA’s world factbook. You may not like the CIA, but they do their homework.

Per Capita GDP

GDP per capita

Mr Bollard and Mr Key please note:

  • Since the 2007 update Australia has moved up 5 places, New Zealand have moved down 5 places.
  • Before leaping to the conclusion that the Aussies are just digging dollars out of the ground please bear in mind that minerals (including oil & gas) comprised only 8% of their GDP in 2007.
  • If you wish to find New Zealand in a hurry on this chart, we’re at the bottom of the table at #51.
  • When I was very young we were #2.

Pray tell me:

  • What resources do Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Jersey, Singapore, Hong Kong, Switzerland and Iceland have that New Zealand can’t match or exceed?
  • Why can’t we compete, for instance, with the Danes? Stand on a box and you can see their whole damn country. Like many other economies on this list they have very few natural resources apart from people.
  • Greenland! Are they selling ice as well as fish?

We need action. Some hints:

  • More Research and development.
  • Proactive mentoring for small and medium sized businesses.
  • Better Education services.
  • More jobs.
  • Less Bureaucracy.
  • Bring the public sector into the real world.
  • In case it’s escaped notice, the much-mailigned employers are the people who create jobs and wealth.

What is Alan Bollard smoking?

Our Reserve Bank Governor is of the opinion that New Zealand cannot close the income gap with Australia. He didn’t say we won’t do it, he said we can’t. This is the same economic genius who declared the recession over in 2008.

Bollard maintains that “Australia has been blessed by God sprinkling minerals across the top of the surface in very easily accessible areas in places where it doesn’t annoy people to mine them” and therefore concludes that we have no show of catching up with them.

Bollocks, Mr Bollard.

A couple of points to ponder

  • Luxembourg and Singapore have very little in the way of natural resources. I’ve been to both countries, they each earn more than double our per capita GDP. No gold being dug up there Mr Bollard.
  • From our dismal position Australia looks wealthy, but they aren’t doing very well in comparison to countries with bugger-all natural resources like  Switzerland and Andorra.
  • Read the statistics from 2007 in the chart below (from this @MyWitsEnd page). I’ll post a more up-to-date chart later today.
  • If you take Australia’s mineral sector out of the equation, they’re still doing better than we are. It’s only 8% of their GDP.
  • In 2009 Liechtenstein earned 4.4 times as much as we do per capita. Mr Bollard, what natural resources does Liechtenstein have?

Per Capita GDP

New Zealand sinking fast

The table above is a little out of date, Ireland and Iceland have taken big hits since it was formulated. However, those problems were caused by stupid borrowing policies just like those of the USA and have little to do with their ability to earn their way. Bet your bottom dollar that they’ll be back. In fact don’t bet, they’re already back. Both those nations have moved up the table since this 2007 version was published.

Since this table was published we’ve continued to decline. In 2009 we had sunk to number 51. Liechtenstein have moved to #1 with a per capita GDP of US$122,000.  4.4 times our pathetic US$27,700.

I agree with Mr Bollard in one way. I doubt that we will catch up with Australia. I strongly disagree with his assertion that we cannot catch up.

We can if we have the will to do it. Short term pain for long term gain.

Check the dismal news in the latest table here. We’ve been left in the dust by Greenland. Maybe we need to start selling icebergs.

Mr Key, bite the bullet. Keep my grandchildren in New Zealand.

Dear Dom Post

I wish to cancel my subscription.

1. I don’t wish to add unnecessarily six plastic bags a week, biodegradable though they may be, to my already excessive consumption of planetary resources.

2. I’m even less anxious to continue the regular morning search of my front yard, the street over the front fence, and my neighbour’s garden, for the paper – which appears to be dropped from a passing Lockheed Orion from about 5,000 feet.
I can’t find it at all this morning. Either it’s late, it landed in Spriggins Park, a passer-by had a wind-fall (literally), my neighbour’s reading it, or it’s better hidden than usual in my renga renga lilies.

3. I’m also worried that the rather heavy Saturday morning missile, in addition to demolishing new plantings and threatening my window panes, will deal a serious blow to an unwary grandchild.

Love the paper, can’t cope with the stress.

:o )

Please invoice me for my outstanding balance.

Kind wishes,

Alan Henderson.

I love my Mac…

But not unreservedlyMac logo

I’m a very recent convert to the Mac. If I have a regret about that, it’s that I didn’t change ten years ago. After using Microsoft’s operating systems for two decades I’ve had enough of Windows’ tottering edifice. In many areas Microsoft have totally lost the plot. Now they’ve lost me too.

There’s a small irony in this. I run a website devoted to helping Windows users.  :-)

I’m delighted with the switch, but there are issues which I’m not that happy with. The atrocious cost of Mac Pro PCs is the biggie, but there are irksome matters less hard on the wallet. One of these:

Upgrade discrimination

One of the many things which infuriated me about Microsoft was that they provided a really cheap Vista upgrade deal to Home users of XP, but only if they lived in North America. We in the rest of the world were shut out. MS are quite happy to rake in billions from foreign consumers (usually significantly more than US customers pay) for their over-priced products but they seem to think that it’s acceptable to treat us as second-class customers.

More Yankee imperialism

Now I find the same thing with Apple, albeit on a smaller scale. I applied for the much touted US$9.95 upgrade to Snow Leopard for recent purchasers of new Macs with the Leopard 10.5 version of OS X. I registered my new MacBook only to find that as a New Zealand purchaser I’m not qualified to partake of the deal.

OK, upgrading Leopard to Snow Leopard on my two Macs isn’t going to cost me anything like the cost of upgrading two Windows Vista systems to Windows 7. Nevertheless the principle’s the same.

I can hear it now. Legal constraints. We don’t control foreign retailers. Or some other excuse. I don’t buy it.

Bad call Apple.

I still love my Mac.

PS

Actually, it is going to cost me a bundle. My new Powerbook is no problem, but my 3-year-old Mac G5 Power Pro is not upgradeable. If I wish to have Snow Leopard on both my Macs I must trade in my G5 for a newer Mac with an Intel processor.

:(

Evernote bites wallet

Unintended consequences

A while back I raved on a little about the excellent data store program Evernote. This outstanding free program has cost me a bundle.

The scenario:

Bye-bye Micro$oft

Microsoft have been incurring my displeasure, particularly with the disgraceful premature release of Vista. My grand scheme over the last six months has been to dump MS and move to the free, Open Source operating system, Linux. Then I discovered Evernote. Unfortunately for my best-laid schemes, Evernote is available for Windows and for the Apple Mac. It can be used online in your browser under Linux, but there is no local client and its usefulness when used purely in a browser window is severely restricted.

I can live without Dreamweaver and Photoshop, but Evernote is imprinted on my DNA. I’m hooked.

Oh dear. What to do?

Too much stuff. Consolidation required

My profligate ways have led to me having four in-use computers:

  • two home-built mid-tower computers — one for Vista and one for Ubuntu Linux,
  • a 17″ Dell 1720 Vista laptop for use away from the desk. I bought this as a Desktop replacement. Paranoia about data loss paralyzed my desire to sell the Desktops. :(
  • a 10″ HP XP netbook for sojourns to the coffee shop and the library.

A little consolidation was called for, so I resolved to get rid of the two portables and replace them with a 12″ or 13″ machine. So far, so good.

During the search for the replacement I stumbled across a 13″ Apple MacBook on special — instant spur-of-the-moment hit on the Visa card. Then there was the Bluetooth Apple keyboard and Mighty Mouse, the external monitor adaptor, a couple of Mac OS X reference books, iWorks … You get the picture.

After rolling my eyes over the years when Apple afficionados wax eloquent about their babies, after getting mine home I was hooked in minutes.

The MacBook is gorgeous.

The machine, its packaging, the keyboard, the mouse, the operating system — the whole package — it’s beautiful. Elegant, smooth as hot chocolate, and everything just works.

  • Instant networking between Macs and with my obsolescent Windows machines. None of the interminable waiting with Windows every time I connect.
  • Outstanding built-in programs and utilities. Even an imaging facility better than Acronis True Image.
  • No-brainer Bluetooth connection.
  • My can’t-live-without Evernote and Firefox are go.
  • Instant detection of my 24″ monitor when connected.
  • Forget viruses.
  • Better all round performance on machines with comparable hardware.

No going back :(

I can’t face another Windows machine. What to do? A new Mac G5 destop would set the current account back more than my social secretary would be likely to overlook.

Oh dear.

It’s desperate strife like this that online auctions are designed to fix. A used G5, last of the Power Macs, is on its way as we speak.

I need to do some fast hardware disposal before the Visa bill arrives.

Protectionism redux?

It’s a bit late to whine now

There’s been much outrage expressed here in New Zealand over the cynical, amoral European and American decisions to resurrect dairy subsidies.

I feel sympathy for our dairy farmers and the industry they support, but they shouldn’t be surprised. President Obama never made any secret of the fact that he wasn’t a subsidy hard-liner. His much vaunted intelligence and integrity doesn’t seem to extend to acknowledging that subsidies paid by rich nations to inefficient agricultural producers are kicking efficient producers – particularly those in poor nations – in the teeth and contributing to 3rd world poverty.

Not to mention breaching their sworn international obligations.

However, dairy producers are fairer game to these cynics than are most agri-producers.

Who is hurt most by dairy subsidies?

New Zealand.

Who else?

Ummm… errr..

Well hardly anybody is hurt if you ignore the fact that rich consumers in the first world are being forced to pay $100 billion or so more than they should to support incompetent agricultural producers. Poor countries aren’t big dairy exporters.

But it’s unfair!

Too right it’s unfair.

Why are they doing it then?

  1. Because we’ve pissed them off.
  2. Because we’re not starving Africans.
  3. Because they owe us nothing.
  4. Because we’ve been greedy, short-sighted, and stupid.

But, I hear you cry, we fought alongside them in two World Wars!

Yeah, we fought against some of them too. So what?  That was then, this is now. What have we done for them lately?

Bugger all.

  1. We’ve slashed our defence spending to a risible level. We’re international defence bludgers. It’s embarrassing. Remember the strike force?
  2. We opted out of ANZUS over 20 years ago and have done nothing to redress our erstwhile allies or compensate for that action. Quite the reverse.
  3. For decades we sheltered under the nuclear umbrella but were precious about it and refused to help to hold the brollie up.
  4. We’re holier than thou, but when it comes to carbon footprint and profligate use of the planet’s resources we’re right up there with the worst of them.
  5. We think the world owes us a living. The world thinks they owe us nothing. The world is right. We send a small busload of SAS troops to Afghanistan and we think that puts us in the box seats. Gimme a break.
  6. To an even greater extent than the US and Europe, we’ve spent beyond our means. We’ve blown up a huge amount of debt on wasteful consumption instead of paying our way in the world and now we’re whining because the chickens have come home to roost.
  7. Through stupidity, ignorance, and myopia we’ve allowed our economic performance and productivity relative to to the rest of the world to fall from #3 to about #30 and still sinking.
  8. We’re pathetic. If it weren’t for global warming I’d bugger off to Australia.

America, Britain, Europe, Japan, China, India — none of them give a toss about New Zealand and why should they? It’s time for an attitude change. Time to stop whining and to pull our international weight.

Checked our international aid contributions lately? Now that’s really embarrassing.

Pigs fly over Manila

We all know that pigs are smart creatures. It’s even tempting to surmise that they may be smarter than Filipinos — but I know that’s not the case because my friend Angelito’s a Filipino and he’s really smart.

The Philippines’ bureaucracy could do with hiring a few people like Angelito and sending some of their incumbents to the Manila scrapheap.

The idiots who decided to ban pork products originating from New Zealand because of the Swine Flu have the intellectual capacity of a pork chop.

And it’s not only the Filipino bureaucrats who are unbelievably stupid: Russia, China, Kazakhstan and Serbia have joined the herd. Just in case some of these fools stumble across this post:

You don’t catch the ‘flu from dead pigs.

Well, not unless they’re newly dead, very attractive, and you’re having more intimate relations with them than most of us would consider entirely normal.

OK?

Reality bytes

Truth and the Internet: an uneasy alliance

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.

Gloria Steinem

This morning a good friend forwarded a great story to me. It was one of the myriad tales which people send to their Outlook Contacts list – usually stealing their employer’s time and ISP bandwidth in the process.

Brought a tear to my eye.

It was a heart-warming vignette about the farewell to New Zealand soldiers departing Auckland Airport for Afghanistan.  The story didn’t sound very Kiwi to me – we’re an undemonstrative, miserable bunch. It bore the hallmarks of American patriotism and sentimentalism. They overdo it, we don’t do enough of it.

I did what I usually do with such messages on the rare occasions that I’m tempted to forward them; I googled a key phrase from the story (between quotes to restrict the search to just that specific phrase).

In this case I used:

“I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen”

I came up with this: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/daughter.asp and over 600 other hits. Obviously the message I’d received had been adulterated. It was a cynical lie.

It’s sad.

The sentiment was laudable and maybe the original story was true, but it doesn’t need someone from Vancouver, Brisbane, Omaha or Auckland to plagiarize it and create a truth that doesn’t exist.

I found it particularly offensive because the lie was overlaid on an appeal for support for Anzac day, a day in every year which is sacred to many New Zealanders and Australians. That day, on the 25th of April of every year, which brings 20,000 young Kiwis and Aussies to the far off hills of Gallipoli to remember the thousands of their forefathers who fell over a century ago. The day which means at least as much to many of us as the traditional days of religious celebration.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.

Daniel Patrick Moynihan.

On the plus side, this duplicity provides a reminder of the way the Internet’s power can easily be used to distort reality. I spend several hours a day using the Net and I’ve become adept at sorting the wheat from the chaff. Unfortunately not everyone has the knowledge, skills and pessimistic view of life required to accomplish that.

The younger we are the less likely we are to avoid being duped, perhaps in much more serious ways.  We need to watch out for our children and our grandchildren. Next month I will become a great-grandfather – the worry burden grows exponentially. :)

I’ve appended the offending message here so that you can see what I’m exercised about:

A twisted tale:

Last week I was in Auckland (Ed: insert your city of choice) attending a conference.

While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer.

I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.

Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in their uniforms, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.

When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and  cheered for, it hit me. I’m not alone. I’m not the only red blooded Kiwi (Ed: American/Aussie/whatever) who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families.. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young  unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work, and enjoy our home without fear or reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers.

He knelt down and said ‘hi,’ the little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her.

The young soldier didn’t look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy.

Suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek.

The mother of the little girl, who said her daughters name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Corporal and had been in Afghanistan for 5 months now.

As the mum was explaining how much her daughter, Courtney, missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up.

When this temporarily single mum was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second.

Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military looking walkie-talkie.

They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it.

After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, ‘I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you.’

He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a Kiss on the cheek.

He finished by saying ‘Your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon.’

The mum at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet he saluted Courtney and her mum.

I was standing no more than 6 feet away as this entire event unfolded.

As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause.

As I stood there applauding and looked around, there were very few dry eyes, including my own.

That young soldier in one last act of moment turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.

We need to remember everyday all of our serviceman/women, and their families and thank God for them and their sacrifices.

At the end of the day, it’s good to be a New Zealander (Ed: Tajik, Tunisian, Martian…).

RED FRIDAYS

Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday.

The reason?

Kiwi’s who support our troops used to be called the ’silent majority’.

We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for Country and home in record breaking numbers.

We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing.

We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions.

Many Kiwi’s, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of New Zealand supports our troops.

Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every Kiwi who supports our men and women afar will wear something red.

By word of mouth, press, TV — let’s make New Zealand on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football team

If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family, It will not be long before New Zeland is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once ’silent’ majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on.

The first thing a soldier says when asked ‘What can we do to make things better for you?’ is…’We need your support and your prayers’.

Let’s get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear something red every Friday.
IF YOU AGREE — THEN SEND THIS ON
IF YOU COULD NOT CARE LESS THEN HIT THE DELETE BUTTON.

IT IS YOUR CHOICE.

THEIR BLOOD RUNS RED—- SO WEAR RED! —

Lest we Forget.

Meltdown

Jobless crisis could hit 11.2%!

So saith the New Zealand Institute

Shock, horror!

What a load of old cobblers. The New Zealand Institute usually talks a lot of sense, especially when it’s David Skilling doing the prognosticating – governments never listen, that’s another issue – but this is a stupid statement.

Nobody has the faintest idea what unemployment figures will peak at. Could be 5 or 10%, could be 20%. The forces which will dictate that level are totally unknown. You’d have more success predicting the outcome of a camel race in Timbuktu. New Zealand’s unemployment level will be decided in small part by the government’s actions in pushing infrastructure spending and persuading consumers not to go to ground, but major factors well outside our control will be more telling, they include: Continue reading ‘Meltdown’ »

Let’s get this all in perspective

The inauguration of President Barack Obama as the first African-American president of the United States has been the occasion of much self-congratulation. I haven’t yet heard “Only in America” but it’s only a matter of time.

This is cause for satisfaction on the part of Black America; it’s a watershed event and a welcome change. Nevertheless, the fact that just a few months ago this event was deemed unlikely to be acceptable to the majority of white voters and that it would’ve been an absolute impossibility prior to the elevation to national hero status of General Colin Powell is a disgrace.

Hypocrisy in abundance

Fine words have been spouted by generations of luminaries: slave-owning Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy and countless others. But the state of race relations in the U.S.A. is still abominable. In my lifetime Black Americans living in the “Land of the free and the home of the brave” have been treated in a despicable fashion. The situation has improved immeasurably in the last 50 years, but it’s still abominable.

So, what to do?

Just like here in New Zealand, the answer lies in education.

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance”

Derek Bok, American Educator and Lawyer

Education of Black children gives them a chance to drag themselves out of the ghettos. Education of white children erodes prejudice. Throughout the world, the spread of education has dragged people out of poverty: enabling them to increase their incomes and empowering women to limit their child-bearing.

Racism in America – and here in New Zealand – won’t disappear overnight, but it’s possible in a generation or two.